The Bird Population Of Central Austria Have Reached Consensus: Kitzbühel Sucks

There's a Level 5 "Extreme Danger" Avalanche Warning Posted For The Villa Mellon Bird House

The Tirol Avalanche Center Has Declared The Villa Mellon Bird House a "No-Go" Zone

10 out of 10 Austrian birds surveyed say “That’s it! Too much pulverschnee. We’re boycotting Kitzbühel”.

Skiers, on the other hand, have a different opinion. None of the skiers surveyed replied to the survey, since they were all passed out from three straight weeks of powder skiing.

Drivers Here Are About as Pissed Off As The Birds

 

JimmyBob Attempting to Negotiate Franz Walde Weg Without Sliding Down The Hill On His Ass

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