After spending perhaps 200 days at Lake Louise since 1994 doing World Cup races, today I finally got an opportunity to do something I’ve never done before…….I bought a lift ticket and skied the whole mountain. Front side, back bowls, the Cooper-named “Goatfucker’s Alley”, the whole enchilada.
Apres ski, for old times sake, I stopped by Laggans for a little chowing.
The snow was pretty sucky, but it was an enjoyable day nonetheless.
The highlight was skiing by the timing shack and finding that….wait for it…..THE FIS PISS TREE LIVES ON!!
The lying, incompetent, smelly, criminal bribery experts from Swiss Timing left a sticker on the door. I’m hoping some good Calgarian might take offense and stop by in the near future to deal with this, using spray paint or a Sharpie.